Monday, December 27, 2010

Beware of Blueberries

Kev: Why didn't you tell me we had blueberries?

Me: We don't.

Kev: Yes we do. I just found one next to my chair, see...

(holds out hand with fat, blue-ish, round thing with legs)

Me: That's not a blueberry.

Kev: Looks like one.

Me: It's an engorged tick. Probably thanks to Walter.

Kev: No it isn't.

Me: Look closer. It has legs.

Kev: Really?

Me: Yep, but if you still think it's a blueberry, go ahead and take a bite.

Kev: I'll pass.

Me: Smart boy.


houndstooth said...

Bwaaaa ha ha! Oh, classic!

Never Say Never Greyhounds said...


Zan said...


pattysea said...

I'm wondering if Kevin's "Mem" used this brand of blueberry in her muffins sent to Kevin ...

Trina said...

EWWW!!!! I hate ticks!