Monday, January 11, 2010

Faux Pas

It has happened to all of us. You make a visit to the ladies room to freshen up. Plump up your lips with your new hot lipstick. Make sure you don't have any left over dinner stuck between your teeth. Re-fluff your hair. Maybe apply a little perfume in a few key areas. You've checked and rechecked yourself before you make your way out of the powder room fortress back to whatever or whoever is waiting for you.

Half way back to where ever you might be going you catch someone whisper and glance your way. It only builds your confidence. Yes, you look good tonight! You see another person give you a second glance. Whoo hoo! After a third person steals a look, paranoia begins to stir.

Is everything zipped? Check.

Did you tuck your skirt into your pantyhose? No - whew.

And then it hits you. A sudden glance behind you reveals the the truth. It's not the way your rear looks in those hot new $150 jeans that everyone is whispering about. It's the toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your knock-off Manolos.

Roxy thinks us humans have it easy. At least when toilet paper gets stuck to us, it's usually on our feet. Not on our face.

8 comments:

IHateToast said...

I am a sucker. REading at work. Shhh.


Let's make a pact. If we ever see that on our faces or bums, we let the other one know.

Aw, the poor thing. No prom date now.

BrittBeah said...

LOL

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaa ha ha! You'd think someone would tell you, but noooooooo!

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pattysea said...

All I can say is, TOO FUNNY!!!

Lynn said...

A roll of Charmin - $2.87
The look on Roxy's face when she realizes what has happened - priceless!

vivan said...

.有價值的東西,都要付出代價。-........................................

gyeong said...

How did you ever teach her to use toilet paper in the first place? :)